51 Unforgettable Harry Potter Quotes | Short & Meaningful

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Funny and Short Harry Potter Quotes

Having sold more than 500 million copies worldwide, Harry Potter still rules the muggle world. 

The story of friendship, love, vengeance and courage is loved by millions of potter heads around the globe up till today.

This is why I have compiled short but entertaining and meaningful Harry Potter quotes from the complete Harry Potter book series; Philosopher’s Stone to Deathly Hallows!

These famous quotes are said by Harry Potter, Dumbledore and many of your favourite characters!

What to do with short& funny quotes from Harry Potter Books? 

There are plenty of things you can do with memorable quotes of your favourite Harry Potter Characters. Here are some of my favourite ways to use Short quotes.

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So for now, let’s just get back to the wizarding world of Harry, Ron, Hermione and many more shall we?

Short & Funny Harry Potter Quotes from Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone

“It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.” – Albus Dumbledore

“Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself.” – Albus Dumbledore

“Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!” -Albus Dumbledore

“Swish and flick.” – Filius Flitwick

“Harry — yer a wizard.” – Rubeus Hagrid


“We could all have been killed—or worse, expelled.” —Hermione Granger

“Oh, HONESTLY, don’t you two read?” – Hermione Granger

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“It was as if Snape had started handing out sweets.” – Narrator

“I don’t need a cloak to become invisible.” – Albus Dumbledore

“It’s leviOsa, not levioSA!” – Hermione Granger

“Ah, yes. Harry Potter. Our new — celebrity.”- Professor Severus Snape

“Honestly, woman, you call yourself our mother?” -Fred and George Weasley

“One can never have enough socks” – Albus Dumbledore

“Gryffindor, where dwell the brave at heart!” -The Sorting Hat

Short and Funny Quotes from: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

“What exactly is the function of a rubber duck?” – Arthur Weasley

“Dobby is free.” -Dobby

“When in doubt, go to the library.” — Ron Weasley

Short Quotes from Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

“Don’t let the muggles get you down.” -Ron Weasley

“Mischief Managed.” -Harry Potter

“What you fear most of all is —fear. Very wise…”- Professor Lupin 

“You are — truly your father’s son, Harry. . . .” – Sirius Black

Best Short Quotes from: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

“Constant vigilance!” – Mad-Eye Moody

“I love magic!” – Harry Potter

“Nothing like a nighttime stroll to give you ideas.”- Mad-Eye Moody

“Where’s the fun without a bit of risk?” – Fred Weasley

“I am what I am, an’ I’m not ashamed.” —Rubeus Hagrid

Best Quotes from: Harry Potter and the Order of Phoenix

“Give her hell from us, Peeves.” – Fred and George Weasley

“Some wounds run too deep for the healing.”-  Albus Dumbledore

“Accio Brain!” – Ron Weasley

“Don’t worry. You’re just as sane as I am.” – Luna Lovegood

“Ask us no questions and we’ll tell you no lies.”- Fred and George Weasley 

“Anything’s possible if you’ve got enough nerve.” – Ginny Weasley 

“Time is Galleons, little brother.” – Fred Weasley 

Best Short Quotes from Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

“I enjoyed the meetings, too. It was like having friends.” – Luna Lovegood.

“I am a wizard, not a baboon brandishing a stick.”- Professor Flitwick 

“You are protected, in short, by your ability to love!” – Albus Dumbledore

“Killing rips the soul apart.” – Horace Slughorn

“Time is making fools of us again.” -Albus Dumbledore

Best Quotes from: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

“Not my daughter, you bitch!” -Molly Weasley

“Here lies Dobby, a free elf.” – Narrator

“I open at the close.” —Albus Dumbledore’s golden snitch

“Would it hurt to die?” – Harry Potter

“It was not, after all, so easy to die.” – Narrator

“We teachers are rather good at magic, you know.” – Professor McGonagall 

“If we die for them, I’ll kill you Harry” – Ron Weasley

“She’s as nutty as squirrel poo. ” – Enid Smeek

“Apparently wizards poke their noses in everywhere!” – Petunia Weasley

“Dobby has no master. Dobby is a free elf!” – Dobby

“Oooh, look, a Blibbering Humdinger!” – Luna Lovegood

“Will you stay with me?” “Until the very end.” – Harry Potter and James Potter

“I can’t give a Professor love!” – James Sirius Potter

There you have it, the best short and funny Harry Potter Quotes

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Always curious to hear from you,


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